Do You Wanna Freeze Your Butt Off?

Well, we're looking at another snowstorm this weekend.  Our section of Maine is supposed to be getting about 18-22 more inches.  (On top of the 2-3 feet we already have.)  I'm not really sure where we're going to put it.  We already can't open our second garage door.  There is no more room for snow in our driveway.  My little car is too small to see over the snow mounds.  Winter is getting old fast.

Photo Source: Disney (and my own lyrics)

But, I always try to look at the bright side of things.  I wrote this tonight to attempt to find some humor in it:

Do you wanna freeze your butt off?
Well just come and visit Maine.  
We have a ton of snow, I won't "Let it Go."
Winter might drive me insane!
They expect another blizzard, what else is new?
Elsa please go away!!!
Do you wanna freeze your butt off?
(You'll really freeze your butt off.)
Winter die...

Ok, maybe winter doesn't have to die.  But it would be nice for it to let up a little bit.  I mean, enough is enough Elsa.  Could we please melt a bit of the snow we already have before we get more?  I really don't think that's too much to ask.

Or maybe we could tone it down on the huge storms?  It's really pretty when there's a few inches at a time.  Please?  Perhaps?  No... ok bye.  °o°

(Note: These memes are all over Pinterest and have been shared by all of us freezing in the Northeast.  I have no idea where they originally came from.)